Favre Immortalizes Terrifying Grooming Practices

Brett Favre’s demise against the Saints Sunday night means that a great NFL career may be coming to a close.

Tracy Porter Pac Man Haircut

And that I’ll forever have the image of Tracy Porter’s Pac Man-themed haircut seared into my cerebellum.

But at least there’s one silver lining to the Vikings’ loss: Minnesota farmer Emmett Pearson will continue to fastidiously maintain the world’s shortest 36-year-old neckbeard:

Emmett Pearson 36 year old Vikings neckbeard

The ROCHESTER (MN) POST-BULLETIN reports Pearson claimed he made a pledge in 1974 to not shave his beard until the Vikings won the Super Bowl.

Eric Clapton and Brett Favre

Surprised the Post-Bulletin failed to mention dude was also a big fan of Eric Clapton’s cocaine years.