Favre Immortalizes Terrifying Grooming Practices

Brett Favre’s demise against the Saints Sunday night means that a great NFL career may be coming to a close.

Tracy Porter Pac Man Haircut

And that I’ll forever have the image of Tracy Porter’s Pac Man-themed haircut seared into my cerebellum.

But at least there’s one silver lining to the Vikings’ loss: Minnesota farmer Emmett Pearson will continue to fastidiously maintain the world’s shortest 36-year-old neckbeard:

Emmett Pearson 36 year old Vikings neckbeard

The ROCHESTER (MN) POST-BULLETIN reports Pearson claimed he made a pledge in 1974 to not shave his beard until the Vikings won the Super Bowl.

Eric Clapton and Brett Favre

Surprised the Post-Bulletin failed to mention dude was also a big fan of Eric Clapton’s cocaine years.

4 comments

  1. Gravataridiot
    10:10 am on January 25th, 2010

    maybe someone should tell him they won it in 1997 when they beat New England.

  2. Gravatarskunky
    10:59 am on January 25th, 2010

    Agent Favre, return to base, mission over….

  3. GravatarPetros
    12:33 pm on January 25th, 2010

    None of this matters….why because reggie bush dropped the ball, he dropped the ball….did i mention in the last minute how much I dont like reggie Bush…he dropped the ball..he was a non factor…he dropped the ball…did i mention in the last minute how much I dont like reggie Bush

  4. GravatarSean Payton
    1:46 pm on January 25th, 2010

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