Brett Favre’s demise against the Saints Sunday night means that a great NFL career may be coming to a close.
And that I’ll forever have the image of Tracy Porter’s Pac Man-themed haircut seared into my cerebellum.
But at least there’s one silver lining to the Vikings’ loss: Minnesota farmer Emmett Pearson will continue to fastidiously maintain the world’s shortest 36-year-old neckbeard:
The ROCHESTER (MN) POST-BULLETIN reports Pearson claimed he made a pledge in 1974 to not shave his beard until the Vikings won the Super Bowl.

Surprised the Post-Bulletin failed to mention dude was also a big fan of Eric Clapton’s cocaine years.








10:10 am on January 25th, 2010
maybe someone should tell him they won it in 1997 when they beat New England.
10:59 am on January 25th, 2010
Agent Favre, return to base, mission over….
12:33 pm on January 25th, 2010
None of this matters….why because reggie bush dropped the ball, he dropped the ball….did i mention in the last minute how much I dont like reggie Bush…he dropped the ball..he was a non factor…he dropped the ball…did i mention in the last minute how much I dont like reggie Bush
1:46 pm on January 25th, 2010
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