â€¢ HELLSPAWNED JAVELINAS is livin’ large, as they chew the fat about these portly pigskin coaches:
â€¢ HOME RUN DERBY will never get its laundry done, as Joe Buck can’t keeps his Sox straight.
â€¢ SPORTS ILLUSTRATED has the recently retired Justin Gimelstob looking back on his 12-year tennis career.
Well, he’s better than Korny & Jaws.
â€¢ DEADSPIN drops the puck on Shawn Chambers, a good hockey player but a terrible video game character.
â€¢ THE BIG LEAD learns something today, as Jimmy Kimmel cowboys up a PSA on the state of Red Sox Nation.
â€¢ RUMORS AND RANTS won’t touch that dial, as an MTV- documented high school football team is now embroiled in controversies worthy of the camera eye.