• If the final few minutes of Super Bowl XLIII didn’t have your heart racing enough, try adding in some unscheduled Jenna Jameson-produced porn.

(Tucson TV viewers were treated to this sight instead)

• Speaking of bodily fluids, Rafael Nadal reduces Roger Federer to tears.

• Back to the Big Game, it certainly was a wild weekend. If people weren’t ramming cars into police horses, they were peeing on the legs of Pats QBs.

• And what a halftime show by Bruce Springsteen. Even better for the NFL, The Boss didn’t have to be paid for his performance.

• Some douchebag thought it would be clever to scribble “Cancer Rules” on a memorial mural for NC State coach Kay Yow.

• Preston Parker’s career as a Seminole has been scalped after the pot-headed player passed out in a McDonald’s drive-thru lane.

• Detroit’s NBC TV station runs a mocking scroll during Matt Millen’s appearance as a Super Bowl analyst.

• John Henry is hoping the 3rd time’s the charm, as the Red Sox owner gets ready to tie the knot with a lady 29 years his junior.

• And the winner of today’s mouthful of Big Ben caption contest is…

Anonymous, who wasn’t brave enough to take responsibility for this amusing quip: See more x-rated pics at, 2lombardi1bigben.com

Thanks for playing. And last we checked, the above domain name is still available for any of you Internet squatters. (Did I say ’squat’? I’m sorry.)