Comments on: Family Finally Swipes 98-Year-Old Wooden’s Keys

By: JoePa Life Alert Bracelet

JoePa Life Alert Bracelet — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 23:04:44 +0000

Joe Paterno-John Wooden drag race. Let's do it!

By: Abe Froman

Abe Froman — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 23:02:53 +0000

don't forget to check the ashtrays for any loose change.

By: Canucklehead

Canucklehead — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:59:34 +0000

I'm putting a down payment on Scotty Bowman's zamboni.

By: Hawaii Five-Ohno

Hawaii Five-Ohno — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:52:19 +0000

Boy, the economy's so bad that even hall of fame coaches have to sell their cars just to get by.

By: MinnyCooper

MinnyCooper — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:50:50 +0000

I'm looking for Bobby Knight's Sherman tank. He used to use it to go hunting, but says he wants something more powerful.

By: samhain

samhain — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:45:16 +0000

Happy birthday to the Wizard of West wood. but he did turn a blind eye to all the booster perks for his players so he is not a saint. But he was an excellent coach.

By: Vandy Is Dandy

Vandy Is Dandy — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:44:57 +0000

I'm keeping an eye out for Bruce Pearl's Chevy Van, complete with shag carpeting & 8-track stereo surround sound.

By: Sour Orange

Sour Orange — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:40:33 +0000

Let me know when Jim Boeheim's Merkur is up for bids.

Or Greg Robinson's Yugo.

By: Dunder Mifflin Security Guard

Dunder Mifflin Security Guard — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:38:58 +0000

Is it covered by Esurance? Because I kind of have the hots for the Erin Esurance cartoon girl.

By: Cleveland Brown

Cleveland Brown — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:36:44 +0000

That can't be Coach Wooden's car. I don't see any bumper stickers that say "Ask me about my 10 NCAA national championships & my grandchildren."