Fake High School Player Chased Scholarship, Girls

We’ve all wanted to go back in time at certain junctures in our lives: I often imagine myself traveling back to 2002 to try and talk some sense into Dusty Baker before Game 7 of the World Series. Or just to be sure, go to 1975 to prevent Livan Hernandez from being born. But here’s one guy who actually did turn back the clock. At least for a while.

Anthony Avalos

(Umm, does he look 17 to you?)

Anthony Avalos attended Kofa High School in Yuma, Arizona as a senior this year; dated high school chicks and even tried out for the basketball team. One problem: He actually graduated from high school in Florida in 2005. Avalos is really 22 years old, and the whole thing was a scam to try and get a basketball scholarship. How did he get caught? You’re gonna laugh …

From the PHOENIX NEW TIMES:

It wasn’t until Avalo tried to register to play basketball that his attempt to relive his high school glory days was cut short.

Avalos made a fake birth certificate on his computer, that aside from just looking fake, had spelling errors all over it.

The district launched an investigation and finally realized that a 22-year-old man had been posing as a high school kid for more than four months.

Police were called, and Avalos was arrested and charged with forgery and sexual conduct with a minor.

Yeah, it seems that Avalos jumped into the high school lifestyle with both feet: Including sexy time with his 17-year-old girlfriend. When you yourself are 17, that’s amore. When you’re 22, that’s a felony. Avalos is currently being held on $100,000 bail.

Avalos got in to Yuma High because of an Arizona State law in which homeless kids don’t have to show documentation to enroll in high school. Avalos said he was from Louisiana, and that all of his school records were lost due to Hurricane Katrina.

Team photo above is from a summer league team Avalos evidently played for, in the 17-under age division.

This of course is not a first. Some may recall the story of James Hogue, who in the mid-1980s at the age of 25, passed himself off as a high school senior in Palo Alto, Calif., and won several prep cross country races. A reporter with the PENINSULA TIMES-TRIBUNE, Jason Cole (now an NFL writer with YAHOO SPORTS), uncovered those shenanigans, and Hogue did jail time.

Hogue later resurfaced at the age of 31 as a cross country runner at Princeton, where a former Palo Alto High classmate recognized him and turned him in.

The thing was, Hogue resembled a choir boy and could reasonably pass for a high school student at age 25. Avalos? Dude, at least shave the ’stache.

14 comments

  1. GravatarTarmacian
    8:37 pm on November 6th, 2009

    When you yourself are 17, that’s amore. When you’re 22, that’s a felony. (Awesome!!) lol!!

  2. GravatarAdam541
    8:45 pm on November 6th, 2009

    22? I’m not sure that number isn’t also in need of further investigation. More like 32.

  3. Gravatartgoode
    9:19 pm on November 6th, 2009

    Why didn’t he get a Kenyan birth certificate? I bet there are plenty of people in AZ who will buy into that.

  4. Gravatarsofakingr8
    9:38 pm on November 6th, 2009

    Looks about the same as Greg Oden in high school.

  5. Gravatarhehaw
    11:36 pm on November 6th, 2009

    LOL, that dude has brass ones…Obviously, I wouldn’t want my 17 year old daughter dating someone 22, but truth be told, I remember the 17 year old girls in my high school who brought their older college boyfriends to prom–that’s reality.

    As for not recognizing his age visually…Anyone remember what Coby looked like when he was drafted—come on…

  6. GravatarRick
    1:26 am on November 7th, 2009

    You Just Knew He Would Have To Be Black.

  7. GravatarPres Obama
    8:29 am on November 7th, 2009

    I bet he did it for the ass, not the BB!

  8. GravatarRudy
    9:39 am on November 7th, 2009

    so how many times do u think someone has done this and not gotten caught? not sayin they got a scholarship or anything but just graduated and went on with life. crazy

  9. GravatarJoe E. Gladstone
    11:25 pm on November 8th, 2009

    dude doesn’t look any older than Lebron did in his senior year and he could surely pass for Greg Oden’s son….

  10. GravatarBR
    9:43 am on November 9th, 2009

    Maybe the guy just likes high school.

  11. Gravatarchris
    10:55 pm on November 9th, 2009

    One problem with this story. He did not go to Yuma High, he went to Kofa High School, which is in Yuma, but not Yuma High.

  12. GravatarRyan
    7:25 pm on November 11th, 2009

    thats crazy anthony, i went to school with him,played ball and was pretty good friends. Sad about this

  13. GravatarCathy
    10:20 pm on November 12th, 2009

    Please get facts straight. This person attended both Vista Alternative and Kofa High School…not Yuma High School. Call me a proud YHS “Criminal” (yes,that is the YHS mascot) Class of 89

  14. GravatarAnonymous
    9:31 pm on November 15th, 2009

    I graduated with anothony in 2005! this whole thing just blows me

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