Don’t be stupid, be a smarty - never videotape your perverted Nazi party.

• Does ex-New England Patriot Kenyatta Jones need a diaper on the dance floor? Depends.

• It was a hot time at last night’s Wrestlemania, and not just because Floyd Mayweather Jr. won his wrasslin’ debut.

• Anonymous sports cheap shots are only done by unsavory bloggers - and MIAMI HERALD columnist Barry Jackson.

• Looks like this Rays’ bullpen coach has the best seat in the house.

• Former ‘Bama stud-turned-druggie dud Keith McCants gets tased for attacking cops.

• Andy Roddick is engaged to SI model Brooklyn Decker - but the NEW YORK DAILY NEWS doesn’t believe it.

• Quentin Jackson is prepared to go on a Rampage if you bother him at the gym.

• The drunk driver who killed NBA player Malik Sealy is arrested again for drunk driving.

• President Bush gets booed during the first pitch of the Nationals’ home opener.

• Next season’s “Monday Night Football” will open up with the Green Bay Packers - and maybe Brett Favre?