• The career route of Troy O’Leary’s ex-wife Annette: From elementary school assistant principal to escort-for-hire?

• Maurice Clarett decides he needs to spend more time in prison.

• A Rays fan takes a 40-foot drop at the Trop from an escalator.

• Hey, you Ole Miss Rebels - Mississippi State’s got two words for ya.

• The Titans will wear a special helmet decal in honor of the late Steve McNair. But some Tennessee fans aren’t so touched by the tribute.

• The hosers from Canada’s Simon Fraser University take off for the NCAA.

• If Shaq can’t beat Misty May-Treanor & Kerri Walsh in volleyball, the Big Spiker pledges to prance around in a pink Speedo “three sizes too small“.

• Michael Crabtree is threatening to sit out the upcoming NFL season & try again in next year’s draft.

• Del Mar Racetrack: Home of fast horses & hot-to-trot cougars.

• The Orlando Magic’s Rashard Lewis is suspended 10 days for testing positive for PEDs.