• Ex-Giants receiver Mark Ingram is on the lam for skipping out on the start to his prison sentence. What kind of example is that for Plaxico to follow?

• The Kings Sac(k) the Lakers in a rare Cowtown beatdown.

• Corey Dillon is a bit concerned if it really takes 14 months and $470,000 to fix a Ferrari.

• CC Sabathia bolts the Brewers to set up shop in the Bronx.

• There’s a lot of sweet swag to be had for bowl-bound student-athletes.

• Just in time for the holidays - the Mark Cuban ref-taunting doll.

• Or for the Dallas fan with more sophisticated tastes, there’s the Cowboys mini-helmet “water pipe“. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em!

• Will Bon Jovi & Ron Jaworski be known as the owners of the last-ever Arena Football League champion?

• And the winner of today’s Handsome Holtz caption contest is…

greenie 12, with this succulent suggestion: “…and then I thee ol’ Charlie after they lotht to Theracuse, and he eath a whole theak thith big”

Thanks for playing. We’ll be dressing up a new contest for tomorrow.