• A former Bucs cheerleader & “Bachelor” babe throws a Texas-sized tantrum when the drinks stop flowing.

The result? Gimme a “J”! Gimme an “A”! Gimmie an “I”! Gimme an “L”!

• A 47-yarder kicked “wide right” buries the Buffalo Bills once again. It’s enough to drive you to drink.

• An Italian soccer team is caught with their pants down - and the ass-inine play helps them secure a victory.

• Meanwhile, a women’s gymnastics coach gets caught with a candid camera in the locker room. Alicia Sacramone may get her wish to be a TV star yet.

• British shoe consumers say Nike’s new footwear really stinks - literally.

• Erin Andrews says she’s not bolting Bristol for Hollywood anytime soon.

• Seems that the “confused” USC Song Girl at the 2006 Rose Bowl was cheering correctly, after all.

• Cavs fans lash out at LeBron for costing them free chalupas.

And the winner of today’s military mammary caption contest is…

Nelson, with this economical observation: Nikolai Valuev points all of Evander Holyfield’s ex-honeys in the direction of their past and future paychecks: “Evander went that-a-way!”

As another Nelson would say, “Ha, ha!”

Thanks to everyone who took a swing at today’s caption contest. We’ll be punching up a new one tomorrow.  It’ll be a knockout!