• SCOTT VAN PELT postulates that the Rays’ Evan Longoria may be hotter right now than Eva Longoria.

• HOME RUN DERBY knows who to blame for global warming - Steve Trachsel.

• THE ANGRY T argues that great NBA players don’t often become great NBA office personnel.

• Kenyon Martin really wants to make sure you know what he’s sayin’.

• Mount St. Mary’s still has hope, as THE LOVE OF SPORTS examines the closest calls in #1 vs. #16 Tournament history.

• WICKED GOOD SPORTS follow the trials and tribulations of the Red Sox’s supposed threat to boycott Japan.

• Don’t finalize those brackets just yet! Donovan McNabb weighs in March Madness, and he’s liking the lower seeds.

• BLOOMBERG won’t take this sitting down, as the main stadiums for the Beijing Olympics only have squat-style toilets.

• THE GUARDIAN check their wallet, as the owner of the Tottenham Hotspur soccer club lost $1 billion in the Bear Sterns bank sale.