The final votes are in, and the last two players to grab an invitation to the All-Star Game are … (drum roll) … Evan Longoria & Corey Hart!

As the Internet ballots were tallied up on Thursday, the Rays third baseman & Brewers outfielder finished out on top. Longoria reeled in 9 million votes, besting the Yankees’ Jason Giambi, the White Sox’s Jermaine Dye, the Orioles’ Brian Roberts and the Royals’ Jose Guillen.

Meanwhile, Hart brewed up 8 million votes, a head above the Mets’ David Wright, the Phillies’ Pat Burrell, the Giants’ Aaron Rowand and the Astros’ Carlos Lee.

But we wonder if online voters weren’t a bit confused as to who they were selecting for one last trip to Yankee Stadium.

Evan may have been helped by “Desperate Housewives” fans who thought they were voting for Eva Longoria:

And fans of ’80s Canadian one-hit wonders may have thought they were voting for the guy who wears his Sunglasses At Night:

Just more proof that once again, democracy doesn’t work.