PARKER BETTER DAMN WELL HAVE AN ON-POINT PRE-NUP: Rarest of sightings on a St. Tropez beach last weekend: A brunette canary (with an Oliver McCall-esque midsection):
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Meantime, just as we started to think that Tony Parker had regained his manhood (no thanks to the Lebron’s cadavaliers), word comes that Eva Longoria and Parker held a joint bachelor party last weekend in France.






