Eva Longoria Tony Parker Hold Joint Bachelor Party

PARKER BETTER DAMN WELL HAVE AN ON-POINT PRE-NUP: Rarest of sightings on a St. Tropez beach last weekend: A brunette canary (with an Oliver McCall-esque midsection):

Eva Longoria Canary Sighting

Meantime, just as we started to think that Tony Parker had regained his manhood (no thanks to the Lebron’s cadavaliers), word comes that Eva Longoria and Parker held a joint bachelor party last weekend in France.