Euroleague, the basketball version of soccer’s Champions League, pulls together the best teams from each European basketball league every other year for their own Champions Cup. Their own Final Four takes place in early May. You may want to block out time to be in Madrid for it.

What? You’re not a basketball fan? Or of Europe? Or leaving your room? Fair enough. What if we told you that Euroleague has combined with a sports bra maker for a contest that could win you a trip to Madrid for their Final Four? No, huh? What if we also told you that the contest winner will also complete a routine with their cheerleaders?

Yeah, no problem; we’ll notify your family for you. Go ahead and pack.

Honestly, though, we thought we had enough performance anxiety as it is. Now we have to get it done in public? We hope we’ll be asked to do as much dancing as Paula Abdul in her last video.

(Behind the scenes at that video: “Sit in the chair, Paula dear, and hold this cranberry vodka. We’ll have the other girls shimmy around you. Now don’t drink the vodka until we yell ‘Action’, alr… oh, dammit. We need another c-v out here, Phil, and something to prop her head up.”)