ESQUIRE’s "Answer Fella" is confron…

ESQUIRE’s "Answer Fella" is confronted with the eternal question: "Why are Red Sox fans so damn whiny?"

Answer Fella: "The malaise-ridden screech peculiar to the Red Sox fan derives from the dark knowledge that however talented and successful the team, it will ultimately choke, and also from envy – not only of the Yanks’ World Championships but of the fact that, compared with New York City, Boston is a scum-crusted backwoods bordered by bilge."