ESPN2’s Skip Bayless, the zen master of making something out of nothing, on Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson not playing in the season-opening Mercedes Championships: "I think it’s legitimate to wonder: [Are] Tiger Woods, who represents Buick, and Phil Mickelson, who represents Ford, boycotting a tournament sponsored by Mercedes."
I think Skip had one too many Diet Mountain Dew Code Reds before that pearl of wisdom.