• Maybe it’s on the Ocho: Based on the posters, 100% INJURY RATE wonders if ESPN is really covering a topless ping-pong tournament:
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• With all the Barry brewhaha, SIGNAL TO NOISE wants to plant a big ol’ asterisk right in the center of Cooperstown.
• CRASHBURN ALLEY puts in overtime to crunch the numbers of last night’s Phillies-Cardinals marathon.
• HUGGING HAROLD REYNOLDS shields their eyes from these ten worst sports films & TV shows:
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• THE PIG PEN is heartbroken, as Bears coach Smith is still Lovie-dovey with Rex.
• When you break one of Cy Young’s records, RUMORS AND RANTS thinks you’ve had a pretty good pitching career.







