Brooks can’t wait to enjoy the next two Lakers-Celts games by wireless!

• Glad you liked our Gilbert Arenas quip, ESPN. Thanks for the shout-out!

• Smart ball - The fan who snagged Ken Griffey Jr.’s 600th home run came prepared with a distracting decoy.

• Some New York Giants Super Bowl rings were stolen in a Massachusetts jewel heist - perhaps by a perturbed Patriots coach?

• A minor league den mother keeps the baseball groupies at bay. Gee, thanks a lot.

• A one-armed shark attack survivor has blossomed into quite the surfing sweetie.

• A Christian college coach gets caught collecting child pornography.

• Did the Chicago Bears blatantly try to bruise Cedric Benson?

• Seems like Arizona State’s little bogus basebrawl backfired.

• Was Paul Pierce’s poor Game 3 play due to donning a Dodgers hat?

• More MLB players are turning to Ritalin and other ADD drugs. Sorry, what were we talking about?