• Break out the coloring books for Corso: The LEXINGTON HERALD-LEADER checks out news that ESPN’s College Gameday crew will be setting up shop outside the U. of Kentucky’s library:
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• IT’S A FLY WORLD catches Red Sox pitcher Jonathan Papelbon handling the wrong kind of balls.
• Cheaters never win, especially in 3 OT’s: THE WIZARD OF ODDS throws the flag at this LSU lineman taking a cheap chop at Andre Woodson’s head.
• Karma’s a bitch when you stomp on Vanderbilt’s star: SPORTS COLUMN breaks the news that Georgia’s game- winning booter got burgled during his Nashville trip:
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• 100% INJURY RATE wishes Indian cricket was as exciting as their X-Box commercials.
• AUTUMN THUNDER yells “Down in front!” to these terrible types of college football fans.
• GO VOLS XTRA hears Nick Saban is tone-deaf, as the ‘Bama coach won’t be blaring ‘Rocky Top’ at practice to prepare for Saturday’s trip to Knoxville:
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• LARRY BROWN SPORTS mentions the unmentionables, as grannies are giving up the big drawers for Gilbert Arenas.
• Speaking of the wiley Wizard, THE GRAND NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS sees box-office gold in Agent Zero’s Halo controversy.
• MR. IRRELEVANT revs up the Midnight Madness, as Terps coach Gary Williams knows how to arrive in style:
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• If “Blades of Glory” doesn’t tickle your costume fancy, DEUCE OF DAVENPORT offers up these alternate styles for the Halloween season.
• THE ANGRY T taste-tests the new flavors coming soon from Gatorade Tiger.
