• ESPN anchors Josh Elliott & Stan Verrett really enjoyed the amusing moniker we bestowed upon new free agent Gilbert Arenas:

Mucho gracias to AWFUL ANNOUNCING for the video.

• Darren Rovell of CNBC reads up on mortal enemies Buzz Bissinger & Will Leitch giving back-cover kudos on the same book.

• WITH LEATHER punches up video of the groin hit to end all groin hits.

• DEADSPIN trades word that Jonathan Papelbon & the Red Sox will give you autographed baseballs in return for nude pics of your ex-wife.

• THE BIG LEAD slams down some snapshots of Tar Heel heartbreaker Tyler Hansbrough living it up with the ladies.

• STET SPORTS BLOG believes Tim Donaghy could be telling the truth about the NBA using their refs to fix games to the league’s liking.

• CRASHBURN ALLEY takes a dig at what the Phillies might have stored in their 1983 time capsule they recently reburied.

• THE GRAND NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS give their heart-felt reasons to root for every single Division I-A football team. (Wait a second - where’s the love for Western Kentucky?)