ESPN ENABLES JOE’S INEVITABLE MOVE TO FOOD NETWORK: PRO FOOTBALL TALK via AWFUL ANNOUNCING, has the mournful news that ESPN has officially sh–canned Joe Theismann.
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PFT: “ESPN spokesman Mac Nwulu tells us that Joe Theismann is no longer affiliated with the network.
“Here’s the official statement: ‘We have reached a settlement with Joe Theismann to end his association with ESPN. We thank Joe for his many years of work for us and wish him well.‘”
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While that’s bad news for lovers of the electronically disseminated spoken word, it’s spectacular news for the gastronomically-inclined in northern Virginia.
