• YOU BEEN BLINDED scratches up this classic ESPN commercial featuring the Red Sox & Yankees cockfighting:

• CNBC’s Darren Rovell hoops it up with the Harlem Globetrotters - by hitting the court as a Washington General.

• The NEW YORK POST’s PAGE SIX briefs us that Tom Brady may soon be showing off in Calvin Klein skivvies.

• The NATIONAL ENQUIRER leg-drops a bombshell that Hulk Hogan’s been secretly squeezing his 24-inch pythons around a friend of his daughter’s

• AWFUL ANNOUNCING breaks down what they’re really talking about during ESPN’s SportsCenter.

• JOE SPORTS FAN learns that Wilt Chamberlain took quite a pounding during his early years in the NBA.

Maybe that’s why he returned the favor 20,000 times over.

• DEUCE OF DAVENPORT serves up news of Tottenham soccer players spurring on a post-game bar fight.

• HUGGING HAROLD REYNOLDS lays down the law, as gay cops are mad that Rich Eisen flirt Alycia Lane could have her assault case dropped.

• SIGNAL TO NOISE reports things are looking up for British Olympians, or at least they hope so in finding enough tall people for the 2012 Games.

• MR. IRRELEVANT manages to locate one Redskin player (Carlos Rogers) willing to pose with a fan in a “Snyder Sucks” t-shirt.

• THE 700 LEVEL takes a look at the New York-Philadelphia MLS rivalry - which makes even more sense now that Philly will have an actual team.

• Stress fracture season is in full force. First, Yao Ming goes down. And now, Kentucky will be without Patrick Patterson.

• The INDIANAPOLIS STAR tees up news of an LPGA golfer getting a kick out of complete Colts sponsorship.