• The best reason to buy EA Sports’ next college football video game? The addition of the other EA: Erin Andrews.

• John Madden lays down his last “BOOM!”, decides to call it quits.

• The NBA Playoff pairings are finally set. (All just a formality before the inevitable Kobe-LeBron finals?)

• Speaking of, the Celtics may have to spend their postseason without the services of Kevin Garnett.

• Shaq’s Barber Shop is now open for business! First reluctant customer: Suns teammate Louis Amundson.

• Red Sox pitcher Clay Buchholz: From Penthouse Pet Erica Ellyson to “Deal Or No Deal” Briefcase Model Lindsay Clubine.

• Anybody want a Tampa Bay Rays AL Championship replica ring? Didn’t think so.

• Today’s story of a high school teacher having sex with an underage student comes to us from Edwardsville, Illinois.

• Meet Wisconsin grad student & obvious Cubs fan Elizabeth Wrigley-Field.

• A Florida pastor is charged with luring high school football players into underage sex acts with promises of meeting NFL stars.