This chesty Celtics fan once tried to make Jack Nicholson look like a boob.

• Erin Andrews does the unthinkable - talks with some sports bloggers.

(Jamie Mottram & Dan Steinberg check out the view)

• Scheduled shoulder surgery smushes John Smoltz’s season.

• What lady could resist the charms of a pseudo Sonics employee?

• Santana Moss misses Monday practice after a 3-day birthday bacchanalia.

• Green Bay is being gorged of its local sportscasters.

• Tony Sparano wants Jason Taylor to dance back to the Dolphins.

• Kevin Johnson’s Sacramento mayoral race goes into overtime.

• Pau Gasol was such a great goober-headed gift from the Grizzlies.

• A Pats player pulled over with pills turns drug informant.

• Peter Warrick’s comeback with the CFL lasts one whole week.