(Geez, can a guy get some privacy around here!)
Video after the jump.
What I would’ve given to have been the rent-a-cop who tipped off ‘MAQ & Co.
Really a shame his case will be adjudicated in L.A., as the media in Chicago would’ve eaten him alive. He caught a major break.
Here? It’s TMZ’s quasi-homeless, camped-out dudes against the world.