Erin Andrews’ Scary-Thin Look Has Me Worried

THE SPORTS HERNIA captures an alarming image from ESPN’s regretfully HD coverage of the MLB All-Star festivities last night:

Erin Andrews Looking Scary Thin On ESPN

(SbBTards: Save The ‘Why Doesn’t She Borrow Some Of Holly Rowe‘ Jokes)

Erin Andrews clearly has lost too much weight, so if someone at ESPN hasn’t already said something to her about it, they need to intervene after last night. Or at least find out the reason for her unnatural weight loss.

Hate to say it, but Andrews’ unintentionally Coulter-ish countenance made me skirm a little. Hopefully there aren’t any undue health reasons causing the dramatic weight loss and she’ll be back to her substantial self in short order.

I was actually thinking about bagging going to the ESPYs this year, but I might show up now just to point EA out to the new Lawry’s Prime Rib downtown L.A. location, conveniently located adjacent to the ESPY-host Nokia Theatre.

21 comments

  1. GravatarJessica Simpson and Tony Romo breakup
    4:57 am on July 14th, 2009

    She needs a few $5 footlongs

  2. GravatarThe Swami
    5:12 am on July 14th, 2009

    I heard Andrews is doing chris berman?

  3. GravatarBrooksBigForehead
    7:21 am on July 14th, 2009

    Women are amazing(ly) - stupid. She was smokin’ - like Anna K. Both got interested in going into acting - both lost weight and now look freakish.

  4. Gravatarkcsportscaster
    7:47 am on July 14th, 2009

    See, what did I tell you people? Former Mobile Press-Register sportswriter and local sports radio co-host Neal McCready noticed Little Miss Blondie’s anorexic appearance during an LSU/Mississippi State football game a few years ago, and stated on-the-air that he was unimpressed. And the four letter network wants to give that exposure TWICE a week this college football season????

    WHERE’S BONNIE BERNSTEIN WHEN WE FREAKIN’ NEED HER???? Now she, on the other hand, is the epitome of a hot female sportscaster, particularly since she is a workout freak, and combines her smokin’ hot looks with actual sports knowledge!!!! Oh, I forgot, the four letter network apparently doesn’t want her anymore and wants to further overexpose the picture that one would see in the dictionary next to “anorexia nervosa.”

  5. GravatarDavid Crosby
    9:43 am on July 14th, 2009

    You’ve been riding that ass so long she gettin wore out. At least let her out to eat once in awhile.

  6. GravatarJohnnie Utah
    1:30 pm on July 14th, 2009

    Well, that photo just about puts to bed the whole “does she or doesn’t she” have implants. All that weight loss made her the chairman of the IBTC.

  7. GravatarDXManners
    3:25 pm on July 14th, 2009

    Jesus F., what has she done? She looks like she would break if a foul ball hit her. Oh, the humanity…

  8. GravatarSteph
    4:12 pm on July 14th, 2009

    Imagine, the camera adds 10 pounds , too. She must look frightening in person.

  9. GravatarPete
    6:19 pm on July 14th, 2009

    Any chance that was captured in HD and formatted to SD dimensions? It would explain why her whole body, including her head looks squished.

  10. GravatarCharles U. Farley
    6:45 pm on July 14th, 2009

    Poor thing. I hope she’s ok.

  11. GravatarPopeye
    6:47 pm on July 14th, 2009

    The SECOND I saw this last night, I KNEW Brooks would comment on it. Spot on, man. Put the healthy weight back on and we’ll forgive you EA!

  12. GravatarPhil McCrackun
    7:23 pm on July 14th, 2009

    Didn’t look that bad to me in LOW-D. Hopefully Pete’s got it right.

  13. GravatarThrillomania
    8:18 pm on July 14th, 2009

    I think she looks fat.

  14. GravatarPete
    8:32 pm on July 14th, 2009

    Damn you Thrillomania! You made soda come out of my nose. That’s too funny. Just what an anorexic wants to hear.

  15. GravatarPoe
    11:26 pm on July 14th, 2009

    I know what she needs…I got plenty of ‘protein shakes’ for her, she’ll be like new in no time.

  16. GravatarJohnnyCakes
    1:44 am on July 15th, 2009

    That can’t be real or she is going to drop dead within a week. Don’t these chicks realize that big butts are in? This white boy can’t get enough of them.

  17. GravatarKaren Carpenter
    10:44 am on July 15th, 2009

    Someone get this girl a cheeseburger and a thick chocolate shake FAST!!!!

    Why do so many women think the Concentration Camp look is so hot?

  18. Gravatarm roberts
    2:16 pm on July 15th, 2009

    poor girl; I’ll bet she’s on some of those diet pills because I saw her get real testy, like those pills make women do, on a pre-game live cut-in when she wasn’t ready.

    They cut in on her while she was yelling at her crew and giving a nasty look of rage, then she spent the next few minutes explaining her actions caught on film.

  19. Gravatarpescarojo
    3:23 pm on July 15th, 2009

    For god’s sake woman, have a cheeseburger…

  20. Gravatarsavoryyode
    6:00 pm on July 17th, 2009

    “Women are amazing(ly) - stupid. She was smokin’ - like Anna K. Both got interested in going into acting - both lost weight and now look freakish.”

    Um, I’m going to go with ’still smokin’ for Anna K:

    http://www.kournikova.com/photos/v/hardbat-classic/me+and+Judah+Friedlander+the+the+after+party.jpg.html

  21. GravatarThe Bellhop at the Embassy Suites in Tuscaloosa
    7:25 pm on July 19th, 2009

    You know, I just saw a nice video of her and she looks just fine.

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