• Who needs the Heisman? AOL FANHOUSE feels the love, as West Virginia QB Pat White receives some amore from Erin Andrews:

• The NEW YORK DAILY NEWS double-takes while they double-dribble, as a high school fires its basketball coach - for being too good.

• YAHOO! NEWS gets a case of poison ivy, as a Cubs couple names their son “Wrigley Fields“.

• YOU BEEN BLINDED needs your vote in deciding who graces the cover of the next EA NFL game:

• The VANCOUVER PROVINCE gets a kick from the city council, who tells ultimate fighters to take off, hosers.

• THE GHOSTS OF WAYNE FONTES keeps a buckeye on Ohio State, who’s flying under the radar this season.

• POPJOCKS checks their spelling, as “Rord” is the word for this A-Rod fan:

• Turns out it was all a misunderstanding, as the ARIZONA REPUBLIC reports that Notre Dame is 4-0. Honestly.

• Speaking of the Fighting-for-their-lives Irish, we wonder how well this book is selling right now.

• STEROID NATION tells how the East Germans thought it “logical” to treat their Olympic athletes with Supertramp and Springsteen during their “glory days“:

• BUGS AND CRANKS knows the Yankees’ bullpen is getting a lot of game experience - which might not be a good thing.

• CURT’S BLOODY SOCK lives up to its subtitle, as they obsessively and possesively over-analyze this nice catch by Boston’s Jacoby Ellsbury.