• AWFUL ANNOUNCING teases us with Erin Andrews giving hairstyling tips to Purdue players - and asking Steve Lavin to donate some of his Crisco.

• BUGS & CRANKS fills in the blanks, as they play the spring training edition of Mad Libs.

• ON 205TH throws us word that Derek Jeter struck out with Sienna Miller.

• WITH LEATHER pulls up some more fun with the Sacramento Kings dancers.

• EPIC CARNIVAL knows what Kelvin Sampson story wouldn’t be complete without the thoughts(?) of Jenn Sterger.

• HUGGING HAROLD REYNOLDS is glad former ECW mastermind Paul Heyman found some work.

• Speaking of wrestling, CONSTRUDA offers this S.A.B. - Vince McMahon offspring Shane & Purdue coach Matt Painter.

• The Phoenix Coyotes spend a day with S.W.A.T.

• WAGGLE ROOM wonders when will they put the “World” back into “World Golf Championships“.