â€¢ Please don’t bother Erin Andrews while she’s trying to workÂ - or her Bristol-based bodyguards will beat you up.
(”If you come even this close to me, my boys will snap your neck.“)
â€¢ Yardbarker’s Dewey Hammond gets all choked up meeting MMA fighter Frank Shamrock.
â€¢ An ex-Florida Gator who swiped a dead woman’s credit card is charging toward a spot on the Ole Miss roster.
â€¢ The Massillon Tigers get their own 80,000-square foot indoor football practice facility. Did we mention that Massillon is a high school in Ohio?
â€¢ Take heed, pigskin peasants! Roger Goodell is doing his best to keep Super Bowl seats out of the hands on unscrupulous scalpers.
â€¢ Who knew Baby Mangino costumes would become such a national sensation?
â€¢ NBA fans are all a-Twitter with “The Real Shaq’s” message updates.
â€¢ Does Canada have a better standard of living than the U.S.? Not when it comes to pro football linemen.
And the winner of today’s David-deluged Clever Caption Contest is…
BPR, with this amusing overhead observation:
DA: Kolbe’s really playing great tonight.
DB: Yeah, and Bill Jackson’s rectangle offense is amazing.
Thanks to everyone for contributing. We’ll be bouncing along another caption contest your way tomorrow. And we promise - no more David Arquette. For now.