BAYLOR COACH MAY BE RELIEVED AFTER PEEING EPISODE: The WACO (TX) TRIBUNE-HERALD reports today that assistant Baylor football coach Eric Schnapps Schnupp has been cited by local police for disorderly conduct-reckless exposure “for allegedly urinating on the bar at a watering hole frequented by Baylor students.”
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A bartender at the establishment, Danny Severe, said “an employee witnessed Schnupp urinating on the bar, and a manager told police, who were already at the bar for an unrelated matter.”
Severe: “While we were kicking everybody out, he apparently thought that nobody was looking and whipped it out and (urinated) on the bar. He tried to deny it, but there was definitely a puddle and there was no one else around him.”
The crime is a misdemeanor and carries a $258 fine. The ASSOCIATED PRESS reports Baylor officials are still considering if the coach will be relieved of his duties.
While Schnupp’s (who played at Miami and in XFL, go figure) plight is still undetermined, we’ve got two other more important questions on our mind:
A) Just who is “Danny Severe” and will he soon join Dallas Raines and Johnny Mountain as L.A. weathermen?
B) Just who is the person that determines the fine of EXACTLY $258 for peeing on a bar?
