Elway Crosses Enemy Lines For Cheerleader Wife

Okay, it’s come to this. Football season is so close, so close. We’re willing to discuss anything and everything about it in the meantime, even if it’s guys who haven’t played in about a decade.

John Elway Paige Green

In this case, we’re talking about John Elway - and don’t worry, this has nothing to do with his Nude Vodka. No, according to the DENVER POST, he got married yesterday, and it’s to someone of an unusual background: a former Raider Girl.

Say hello to Paige Green, who - if she’s smart - won’t let the word “Elway” near her name, because Elway is a stupid name. It’s Spanish for “The Way,” or something. Also, recall that when they were engaged, we had some confusion as to which Paige Green is the right one. We think we’ve got it right: she’s the hot one. Pictures? Yes, pictures.

Paige Green

Paige Green

John Elway Paige Green

Yes, she’s looking good. Shocking, being a former cheerleader and all, we know.

God, football season needs to get here.