• DEADSPIN finds a fan who just couldn’t wait for Philly stores to carry new Elton Brand Sixers jerseys (sorry, Shawn Bradley).

• FOOD COURT LUNCH whips up an apology FIA boss Max Mosley might want to try out on his embarrassed wife of 48 years.

• BUGS & CRANKS feels they’re suited for the best job available in Boston - wearing the costume of Red Sox mascot Wally The Green Monster.

• The CLEVELAND LEADER finally sees a championship for the Ohio city in its sights, thanks to a local teacher at this year’s World Series of Poker.

• MONDESI’S HOUSE has a nice chat with Steelers VP Art Rooney Jr.

• THE ANGRY T hits the restart button on these rejected EA Sports NCAA Football 09 video game covers.

• WALKOFF WALK hungers at the planned food offerings at the Mets’ new Citi Field ballpark.

• Tired of hearing all the un-retirement talk, LE BLOG DE DORUK AKAN poses the hypothesis of “What if Brett Favre was black?”