Eddy Curry Made Gay Sex Offers & Racial Slurs?

• A chauffeur claims the Knicks’ Eddy Curry plays for the other team, if you know what we mean - and he apparently plays pretty rough.

Eddy Curry David Lee

Watch your back, David Lee!

• What do you do when your top-seeded team gets tossed from the playoffs? If you’re a Giants fan, you pummel a Porsche & smash a SUV.

• Florida State safety Myron Rolle shuns NFL glory for an Oxford education.

• The Miami Heat hit upon a new PR strategy - suing their season ticket holders for unpaid-for seats.

• Sad: A former figure skater dies from an aggressive brain tumor. Miraculous: She’s still able to give birth to a baby girl two days later.

• An ex-Dallas Cowboys cheerleader is looking to bring home a Bachelor.

• A 6′8″ Houston high schooler is the biggest thing to hit the hardwood - and she’s still growing.

• Did Bernard Madoff’s Ponzi scheme mess make the Mets owners put the kibosh on collecting an English soccer club?

• And the winner of today’s Marcos Baghdatis mic-tastic caption contest is…

Roger Federer Marcos Baghdatis

brady bunch, with this amorous admission: Roger and I have been secret lovers for years. I call him “Pinky” and he calls me “Tonya”. We are tennis “swingers”…

Eddy would be pleased to hear that. Thanks to everyone for playing!