ECU Officially Out Of Ideas, Goes With ‘Pirate Out’

Hey, remember how cool it was last week that Halloween came on a Saturday? And so that way everyone could wear their costumes to the game and what a blast we all had last week, right? Last week? As in a week ago?

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Yeah, about that. East Carolina’s switch back to standard time must have gone horribly wrong and catapulted them five or six days back into the past, because they’re telling fans to all dress up for tonight’s game against Virginia Tech. Not only that, but everyone has to dress as pirates. Amazingly, according to BUSTER SPORTS, we aren’t even making that up.

From PIRATEOUT.COM:

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Imagine for a moment, Dowdy Ficklen stadium filled with fans young & old dressed as Pirates! The first-ever PIRATE OUT is in the planning stages and you’re invited to participate in this historic event.

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This might have been an awesome idea a week ago (or not), but doing it in early November? That’s like showing up to a party with a New Year’s Eve noisemaker, except it’s the 6th of January and nobody else at the party is feeling the vibe at all. Except “the party” in this analogy is America, and ECU, you’re that guy right now. And you’re dressed like a damn pirate.