Wrigleyville merchants selling offensive t-shirts? Bet they reply, “Me so solly!”

• Dwyane Wade dating Star Jones? How in the world did this happen?

• Derrick Rose isn’t looking so good for the NBA Draft, after losing a fight with a guy over a gal.

• Marty Brennaman, tell us how you really feel about Cubs fans.

• Turns out Will Perdue is not a big fan of sports bloggers. Will Mark Cuban offer him a contract?

• Buy me some peanuts and turkey testicles, I don’t care if I ever get back…

• Get up, Padres fans - it’s time for the 21st Inning Stretch!

• Apparently the Tennessee Titans aren’t the savviest of drug purchasers.

• Kellen Clemens’ newborn daughter gets blessed by the Pope. When you’re a Jets QB, you need all the divine help you can get.

• Dan Le Batard is taking a break from all that writing.

• Your 2008 college football game of the year: Chattanooga at Oklahoma.