Duke Football Coach Looks For Kicker With Newspaper Want Ad

BLUE DEVILS LOOK FAR AND WIDE FOR KICK IN THE GROIN: MIAMI SPORTS BLOG provides a valuable public service to independently wealthy college-age males who covet dorm-living in Durham, NC:

Duke kicker ad

After Duke lost to Navy last week 46-43, thanks in part to a missed field goal and PAT, Blue Devils football coach Ted Roof put the above ad in the student newspaper. After a couple tryouts this week, the team signed up a club rugby player, who will suit up for the Duke-Miami tilt this Saturday at the Orange Bowl.

We’re guessing the kid is more likely to score points with a beneath-the-scrum donkey punch on special teams than splitting the uprights. And after watching the Miami-FIU game last year, that’s probably what Duke will need most.