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After Duke lost to Navy last week 46-43, thanks in part to a missed field goal and PAT, Blue Devils football coach Ted Roof put the above ad in the student newspaper. After a couple tryouts this week, the team signed up a club rugby player, who will suit up for the Duke-Miami tilt this Saturday at the Orange Bowl.
We’re guessing the kid is more likely to score points with a beneath-the-scrum donkey punch on special teams than splitting the uprights. And after watching the Miami-FIU game last year, that’s probably what Duke will need most.