Drunky The Bear Radio Mascot Jumps Eight Hummers With Scooter At Arena Football League Game

MORNING SHOW MASCOT HELPS FANS BEAR AFL GAME PAIN: I can honestly (and proudly) say that I can never recall watching more than 60 consecutive seconds of an Arena Football League game.

Jon Bon Jovi Arena Football League

In fact, the closest I’ve come came courtesy this halftime stunt at an AFL game in Orlando this week:

Drunky The Bear Hummer Jump

Local morning show dumbass “Drunky The Bear” jumps eight Hummers with his scooter (actually the width of four, but if you’re stuck at that game, I doubt you much care).