MORNING SHOW MASCOT HELPS FANS BEAR AFL GAME PAIN: I can honestly (and proudly) say that I can never recall watching more than 60 consecutive seconds of an Arena Football League game.

In fact, the closest I’ve come came courtesy this halftime stunt at an AFL game in Orlando this week:

Local morning show dumbass “Drunky The Bear” jumps eight Hummers with his scooter (actually the width of four, but if you’re stuck at that game, I doubt you much care).