Keith Olbermann goes Girls-Gone-Wild as he uncovers the new Yankee Stadium with his handy handheld video camera.
Referring to his journey through wet concrete as a “*double-secret* tour“, he records the first public video of the David Ortiz jersey hole, among some of the other previously unknown features of the billion-dollar-plus ballpark.
Olberman reports the new Yankee Stadium will be 63% bigger than the old one and have an entrance hall that is tall as the stadium itself. He also notes that the best seats in the house will sell for $2,500 per game.
Sadly though, Olbermann did not run across the trap door leading to the underground Yankee employees waterboarding facility.
1:05 pm on May 9th, 2008
fft. $2500/game. Toronto scoffs at you.
3:28 pm on May 9th, 2008
Keith Olbermann “I’m not easily Impressed”
Yeah? This sparkly necklace says otherwise
*watches as Keiths 3 Brain cells try to work”
Even here he has to try and toot his own worthless horn “I’m a son of an architect”
You’ve managed to make me hate Yankee stadium Olbermann, a place i’ve gone to dozens of times with the glee of a 6 year old school girl going to see Hannah Montanna.
God I can only hope more errant throws go his way and take him and his mother out again.
Also 45 years is not a curse you putz, 85 years is a curse, 88 years is a curse, the 60 years of Clevand is a curse, the 100 years of the cubs is a curse, 45 years is a gaff, a snafu, bad luck. Having to listen to Keith Olbermann and his smarmy, condescending, pompas jackassery is a curse.