“Double-Secret” Video Of New Yankee Stadium

Keith Olbermann goes Girls-Gone-Wild as he uncovers the new Yankee Stadium with his handy handheld video camera.

New Yankee Stadium Tour

Referring to his journey through wet concrete as a “*double-secret* tour“, he records the first public video of the David Ortiz jersey hole, among some of the other previously unknown features of the billion-dollar-plus ballpark.

Olberman reports the new Yankee Stadium will be 63% bigger than the old one and have an entrance hall that is tall as the stadium itself. He also notes that the best seats in the house will sell for $2,500 per game.

Sadly though, Olbermann did not run across the trap door leading to the underground Yankee employees waterboarding facility.

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