• The Dolphins held the ball for more than 30 minutes longer than the Colts, but it was Peyton Manning & Co. who left Land Shark Stadium with a 27-23 win on Monday night.
• It’s a Twitter trifecta: First, Redskins rookie LB Robert Henson takes “dim wit” Washington fans to task for booing at FedEx Field.
• Then Marcus Fitzgerald bitches on behalf of brother Larry about the lack of catches the Cardinals WR is getting.
• And Wisconsin coach Bret Bielema admits that one of his scouting techniques is following the Tweets of opposing players.
• A South Carolina man is sentenced to life in prison without parole for the vicious stabbing death of a high school cheerleader.
• Arizona Wildcat Willie Tuitama goes from starting QB to serving wings at a chain restaurant.
• A likely-intoxicated Hamilton Tiger-Cats fan tries to liven up a CFL contest by climbing up the goalposts during the game.
• Nets rookie Chris Douglas-Roberts is raising two Bengal tiger kittens as pets. This should end well.
• Lamar Odom’s quickie marriage to Khloe Kardashian - worthy of a wedding gift of Bad Idea jeans?
• A female Florida fan shows the world that she wants to get “Teboned“.
