Dolphins Take Their Time, But Colts Take The Win

• The Dolphins held the ball for more than 30 minutes longer than the Colts, but it was Peyton Manning & Co. who left Land Shark Stadium with a 27-23 win on Monday night.

Peyton Manning Dolphins

• It’s a Twitter trifecta: First, Redskins rookie LB Robert Henson takes “dim wit” Washington fans to task for booing at FedEx Field.

• Then Marcus Fitzgerald bitches on behalf of brother Larry about the lack of catches the Cardinals WR is getting.

• And Wisconsin coach Bret Bielema admits that one of his scouting techniques is following the Tweets of opposing players.

• A South Carolina man is sentenced to life in prison without parole for the vicious stabbing death of a high school cheerleader.

• Arizona Wildcat Willie Tuitama goes from starting QB to serving wings at a chain restaurant.

• A likely-intoxicated Hamilton Tiger-Cats fan tries to liven up a CFL contest by climbing up the goalposts during the game.

• Nets rookie Chris Douglas-Roberts is raising two Bengal tiger kittens as pets. This should end well.

Lamar Odom’s quickie marriage to Khloe Kardashian - worthy of a wedding gift of Bad Idea jeans?

• A female Florida fan shows the world that she wants to get “Teboned“.