APPARENTLY THINGS AREN’T SO BAD IN MIAMI AFTER ALL: Today’s gratuitous traffic grab by a newspaper website is brought to you by the SOUTH FLORIDA SUN-SENTINEL, which gives us a behind-the-scenes look at the Dolphins cheerleaders:

The production value of the piece is stunning, with audio quality reminiscent of that found inside a pre-civil war submarine. And the piece itself provides some startling revelations, as the girls say they work a lot harder than people think, and that cheerleading is a real job.