Dolphins Cheerleaders Unveil New Bikini Calendar

• A hip-hop remix of the team’s fight song by T-Pain can’t ruin the joy of the release of a new Miami Dolphins cheerleader bikini calendar.

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• The NFL preseason is underway, and Sunday’s opener was pretty uneventful - save for the most perfectly executed fake punt you’ll likely see.

• Another Michigan Wolverine is off the team. It has to be RichRod’s fault, and not that failed cocaine deal-turned-dorm arson attempt.

• Ohio State LB Tyler Moeller is out for the season after suffering seizures this past weekend.

• The SEC is turning into MLB when it comes to new rules of broadcasting highlights & online media of its games.

Dwyane Wade scores himself a snazzy $1.7 million Chicago townhouse.

• Former Gitmo detainees get jobs working on a golf course in Bermuda.

• Who would have thought that “Tank McNamara” would ever invite controversy? The WASHINGTON POST did, as they pulled a strip featuring Dick Cheney suggesting that Michael Vick get rubbed out.

• A Florida reporter tries to interview Deion Sanders during a pee-wee football game, ends up getting handcuffed by police.

• Olympic swimmer Dara Torres was on the New York helicopter two days before it collided with a plane over the Hudson River.