BONDS GONE IN 60 SECONDS IF HR RECORD BROKEN IN L.A.: We in L.A. will be watching again tonight as Melonhead mucks up the field just north of our beloved four-level traffic ensnarlment.

The LOSS ANGELES TIMES reports today the Dodgers will have the good sense to acknowledge Barry Bonds’ possible 755th or 756th home runs on a video board and “allow Bonds a minute or two to react“.

A minute or two to react? As a Dodger fan, let’s be Frank, one minute is exactly 60 seconds too long to allow Bonds to dodge beer cups and frosty malts celebrate 756*. Especially as a Gigante in Lipstick City.

But based on the McCourts’ stellar track record, who are we to question their judgement?