Several SbB readers emailed me Tweets from an L.A.-based adult film performer last night named “Lexi Belle” in which she claims to have a “boyfriend” on the Dodgers.
(Whoops, dunno how that last Tweet slipped in there)
The woman’s real name is Jessica McCumber, and after crosschecking several more of her boyfriend-related Tweets against the Dodger transaction wire and game logs, it appears she’s telling the truth.
As much as I would like to, I’m not going to out the dude despite his bad judgement. An occasional, triple-wrapped rendezvous with an adult film performer on the downlow - at least by today’s societal standards - is now (sadly) not all that worthy of scorn anyway.
No, the big problem I have in this situation is that the guy would hook up with an adult film performer who is Tweeting about their *relationship* to tens of thousands of Twitter followers.
It’s amazing to me that legitimate celebrities have still somehow yet to realize that the internet hath wrought pornography into mainstream culture. Jenna Jameson’s inexplicable state of celebrity and Hugh Hefner’s whorehouse reality show are two examples of an epidemic that has swept up women who 10 years ago wouldn’t have considered a pay-for-sex career in public.
But with generations having now grown up with such easy access to porn on the web - along with mainstream media covering it as if it belongs in everyday culture - sex workers now have no conception of what it is to be discrete.
From the messages they get from the media and large corporations airing their content on its cable and satellite systems, who can really blame them?
5:37 pm on June 19th, 2010
Sheeeesh, get off your high horse, Brooks. Lexi’s adorable, good for whichever Dodger is open minded enough to date her publicly.
6:09 pm on June 19th, 2010
so if it’s so mainstream and no longer shocking, why aren’t you reporting on her boyfriend? Come on Brooks, can’t have it both ways
6:16 pm on June 19th, 2010
I’m not shy about ‘outing’ the Dodger who is getting his knob professionally polished. I present to you Tommy ‘The Mommy’ LaSordid.
6:30 pm on June 19th, 2010
*clicks on the SportsbyBrooks Girls Photos link*
Really? I mean, it was interesting, and I’m not going to go all crazy internet commenter on you - but for a site that used to be some hooters girls going to trivia fests - I think you may have wanted to lay up a bit on this drive.
That being said - nobody else would have gotten this info, so nice work!
6:41 pm on June 19th, 2010
Not too difficult for ANYONE to figure it out based on what’s been written.
So we have a winner!
Good for him, I guess.
Not a biggie either way especially since neither of them are a household name.
Personally and even NOT being a MLB’er, I’d tell my girl to keep my “cupcake” notes to herself. Then again, I wouldn’t write “cupcake” notes regardless of how “good” she is.
‘Nuff said.
9:01 pm on June 19th, 2010
She’s one of my faves. Good for her, snagging a Dodger.
10:02 pm on June 19th, 2010
I just saw pics of this little minx, she’s lovely with every part of her body!
11:10 pm on June 19th, 2010
cute gal, about 20 y/o…..man that Bowa gets around
12:30 am on June 20th, 2010
So the Dodger got him a porn star? Big deal. If I had the time to write on the Fenway wall I would have I would have wrote a little note that I HATE the Red Sox. Just curious though, was it Fernando?
11:26 am on June 20th, 2010
I guess this gives a new meaning to designated hitter
11:07 pm on June 20th, 2010
Joe sad is it that Brooks has to out the girl by her real name to hide he’s a hack who can’t figure out who she is dating. and is your life so shallow you need to know?? anyway this is nothing comparedto the two Yankees who traded wives in the 50s/60s
1:18 am on June 21st, 2010
You mean discreet right, not discrete?
She’s 22 anyhow. Not a big deal. We’re talking L.A. after all.
10:57 am on June 21st, 2010
She dates ALAN STAFFORD, get it right brooks!
1:37 am on June 22nd, 2010
That Vicente Padilla is a lucky man!
5:40 pm on June 23rd, 2010
disgusting…
1:33 am on June 24th, 2010
How is that a ‘Tweet’….wth…way over 140.
I googled her though..she’s hot….I’d hit it for sure, but I’d be pissed if I was famous…What a loud mouth.
Just sayin.
3:42 am on June 25th, 2010
Lol. You’re not going to “out” him Brooks? Why, are you training him in MMA in the off-season? This dude should thank god he’s not Tiger. Otherwise you might be digging through his trash at this very moment.
4:44 pm on June 26th, 2010
@schutsy it is two different tweets made to look like one. go to here twee twat account and look them up as separate twats.
11:30 pm on July 21st, 2010
The sons of Steve Garvey live on!
11:35 am on August 30th, 2010
Lexi Belle aka Jessica McCumber has been having an affair with Dodgers owner Frank McCourt.
5:48 pm on October 7th, 2010
Some of you pricks must really live out of the trash
3:17 am on October 10th, 2010
You misspelled “discreet.”
12:52 am on November 2nd, 2010
I heard it’s James Loney
4:47 pm on February 17th, 2011
She may be gorgeous, but no man in his right man would have sex with this walking AIDS virus!
5:06 pm on November 10th, 2011
just threw up in my mouth a little bit…