GREENBACKS GUARANTEE GORGING WITH GATORS GENERAL: So, you’d like to have dinner with Urban Meyer? That’s no problem, just write out a check…for One Million Dollars!

The TAMPA TRIBUNE forks over news that a meal with the Florida coach will cost you an arm and a leg. (That’s usually how it is when you’re around a Gator during dinnertime.)

But it’s not just chicken fried steak and a Gatorade cocktail, as lucky gourmands will also spend the afternoon going over game film with the coaching staff. How about that - dinner *and* a movie!

But if you’re not that hungry, for a mere $15,000, you can be on the sidelines with Urbie during a practice. And if you have an extra $10,000, you & a friend can have the same experience at the 2008 Orange & Blue scrimmage game.

And where will the funds end up? Cancer research, such as the case with the Michigan fantasy football camp? Nope - it’s going toward renovations for Ben Hill Griffin Stadium at Florida Field. The final bill of the extreme makeover looks to end up in the $28 Million range.

Hope that comes with dessert.