Stealing autographed Red Sox balls from a little girl’s suitcase? Who knew Hank Steinbrenner worked in airport security?

• ESPN analyst Digger Phelps knows how to Rock Chalk Jayhawk with a Kansas cheerleader.

• Can a twisted testicle be eased by an electronic bone stimulator?

• Roger Clemens’ appearance pumps up the Rockets to their 15th straight win.

• A fan expresses his love for the Charlotte Bobcats the only he can - through song.

• Tyrone Willingham’s a great guy. Now if he could only be a great coach again.

• Bill Murray wants to make one last Cinderella story by spending his autumn years in the Cubs’ broadcast booth.

• East Kentucky krunks Atlanta with 194-point effort.

• Tommy Amaker may soon be giving Harvard headaches over recruiting violations.

• Big Ben gets a big contract. Roethlisbergers for all!

• Andy Pettitte will be bringing Tony Dungy to his next book club meeting.