DICK IMPLORES OMELETTE PARLOR OWNER TO DUKE IT OUT: The SARASOTA HERALD-TRIBUNE reports a local restaurant landmark, The Broken Egg, is being forced to move because of a dispute with its landlord over the lease.

The Broken Egg’s most infamous famous regular, Dick Vitale, notes his displeasure over the decison to shutter his second-favorite restaurant (after Hooters, of course) in a video on the newspaper’s website.

No word if the landlord made the decision after hearing that Vitale might do a commercial for the restaurant.