• 100% INJURY RATE doesn’t believe it’s awesome, baby, to see Dick Vitale dressed as Cinderella.
• BULLZEYE puts together an all-star pro football team without football players.
• RANDBALL cuts to the chase, as some Minnesota wrestlers were penalized in the NCAA championships for not shaving properly.
• BUSTED COVERAGE learns what not to wear around David Wright, as the Mets player tosses a fan’s Phillies shirt into the stands.
• HUGGING HAROLD REYNOLDS suffers a Big Mac attack, as a fake basketball coach has been cheating McDonald’s out of “team” meals.
• EB SPORTS spots Adam Morrison not enjoying Gonzaga’s downfall to Davidson.
• Thinking they were in commercial when they actually weren’t, a Boston Bruins broadcaster belts out an f-bomb.
• SUPERCHISMOSA goes postal, as they get a glimpse of Tom Brady’s package.
• EMPTY THE BENCH suggests six ways to make the NBA better.
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