DICK NIXON: The ASSOCIATED PRESS reports Alex Rodriguez’s wife gave birth to a daughter recently.

For some reason, Trot Nixon uses that event to aim a pointless, personal salvo at ARod: "Like Rodriguez says his running stairs at 6 in the morning while I’m sleeping and taking my kids to school. I’m like, well I’m not a deadbeat dad, Alex."

"He’s got a kid now, too, so I guess he’ll have his limo driver take her to school."

I guess Nixon should know, considering he made $4.5 million dollars last season.