If Roger Clemens gets a presidential pardon, we want one, too.

• Who would’ve thought Devean George would be such a power player in NBA trade talks?

• Meanwhile, the Association is gazing across the pond, as there’s plans to put teams in Europe.

• Len Pasquarelli must like his job, as the ESPN writer is back at work after quintuple-bypass surgery.

• But Dan Patrick isn’t as gung-ho about the Worldwide Leader, as he takes a jab at his ex-employer & Chris Berman.

• Apparently, Roger Goodell knew that Bill Belichick had been secretly taping teams since 2000.

• What putrid prick would poison a pregnant Playmate’s playful pups?

• John David Booty’s brother beaned by black eye after behaving boorishly with the Boys in Blue.

• The Rangers’ ex-GM responds to John Rocker’s allegations that the team told him how to take steroids.

• Zach Thomas’ days with the Dolphins are done.

• Another NHL’er takes it in the throat.