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• Tim Duncan welcomes you to St. Croix! And don’t forget to drive on the left!

• Some NBA’ers buy their moms homes & cars - Dwyane Wade bought his mom a church.

• Jason Taylor wants to be remembered more for his work on the grand stage than the gridiron.

• Glenn Dorsey is the Imelda Marcos of the Bayou.

• Buzz Bissinger has a new bud in a Brewers beat writer.

• Bucs coach Jon Gruden had the balls to work under Bob Knight during the Hoosiers’ 1975-76 undefeated season.

• A.J. Foyt IV was on fire Sunday, thanks to an unsecured fuel tank cap.

• Whoever keeps vandalizing Torrey Pines is in a hole lot of trouble.

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