Derek Jeter Officially Needs To Grow A Moustache

Being that some callers on New York sports radio are wondering why Derek Jeter wasn’t more involved in last night’s fight with the Blue Jays - he being the captain and all - we think the answer’s obvious. He’s not a fighting type; just look at him. Want to know how you could tell if Derek Jeter were a bench-clearing brawler?

Derek Jeter moustache

(Awww, yeah.)

As you can probably guess, that’s Mattingly’s ’stache. But Jeet, for real - make this happen.